Humor

Both of us can’t look good…it’s either me or the house
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Crafts are cheaper than therapy.
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Coffee, Chocolate, Men. Some things are just better RICH.
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Domestic Goddess At Work
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Don’t treat me any different than you would the Queen.
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Everyone brings joy to this office…some when they enter, others when they leave.
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For maid service press button
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If I could give you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be it.
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I’m a big woman, I need big hair. ~Aretha Franklin
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I pretend to work, they pretend to pay me.
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It doesn’t always look like this, some days it’s worse.
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It’s not cob webs it’s angle hair
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. ~V. Borge
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Lead me not into temptation, I can find the way myself. ~R.M. Brown
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Monkey See, Monkey Do!
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Nobody ever died of laughter
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Nobody gets in to see the wizard, Not Nobody, Not No How!
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No Day is so bad that it can’t be fixed with a nap. ~C. Snow
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No Whining!
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Quityerbellyaching!
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Sure I multitask, I read in the bathroom.
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There is a $5 charge for Whining
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This house is protected by a coat of dust.
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Please don't feed the dust bunnies.
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When pigs fly
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Whoever says money can’t buy happiness, doesn’t know where to shop. ~Donald Trump
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Women are meant to be loved not to be understood. ~Oscar Wilde
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You can touch the dust but please don’t write in it
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